There's something instantly and uniquely recognizable about the tone of an AI asked to be nasty, like the world's most gently complaisant performer doing their eager best to play the role of a sadist, or a Labrador retriever pressed into the title role in Cujo. At least the ad is honest. Good luck getting enough of a response out of YC's increasingly vestigial farm league here to pitch some LP on actual funding.
Understandable - the roasting is meant to be light hearted, we thought it was funny as it roasted us, and most of the people we've shared it with thought it was cute and fun as well. We are also a non-profit, we are not looking to raise VC
You did ask for an example of what you gave every impression of striving to accomplish. I'm glad to have helped you recognize the need to pivot your growth strategy.
