I heard Amazon employees were told 9 out of 10 Amazonians were looking forward to returning to the office.

I guess they asked ten employees this question. Nine were on H1B visas, and the tenth was already on Focus/PIP.

beware of any survey where management asks the questions, answers the questions and then analyses the responses and frames the presentation.

I'm honestly not sure what's more cringeworthy: demanding your already ridiculously flighty workforce return to cubicles to satisfy the middle management requirement of seeing bums on seats, or calling your staff Amazonians.