This is the most bizarre series of events I have ever witnessed unfold in the legal system.

Indeed. Looks like oatmeal and funnyjunk is doing this deliberately.

"a man who is his own lawyer, has a fool for a client", doubly so in this case.

This all episode is going more funnier than entire oatmeal comics ( I am a fan of these comics )

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk2

This is just a pathetic waste of resources.

wow. suddenly the term "literal 'net" pops up in my head.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=literal%20net