Seriously? I can't think of a single instance where an interviewer has spent more than a cursory 5 seconds reading a candidate's CV before interviewing them. Many times not even that much courtesy.
God yes. In case it's funny, I have a bit that I left on the cutting room floor where it's like:
Jeff started again to speak, maybe he actually read your resume. That would be a first. "So it says here that uhhhh-".
Alas, he did not. You wonder why you make that thing if nobody is going to actually read it. You even spent the extra time putting it into normal human language too. The travesty of recruiting continues.
Or something like that. There is so much about the job seeking process that is just stupid and frankly funny.
I'm considering giving Palima an intern in the next article, just because that would be hilarious to me.
