Just run them in Linux VMs with WASM, on the users' browsers. Make them all pay for it with higher utility bills and greater wear & tear on their hardware.
I thought Cloudflare only ensures high usage of the free tier for "web"-ish responses, which doesn't even include .txt files. But I suppose this use case is several orders of magnitude away from that of EasyList, at least in request rate.
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