I'm a hype-man at this point but I think Servo still shows promise

Broke: The DOJ forbid Google from paying Mozilla to make Google the default search provider for Firefox.

Woke: The DOJ force Google to pay Mozilla double to make Google the default search provider for Firefox AND Servo.

They laid off the servo peeps

They literally laid off the entire Servo team this year. Their browser R&D is dead.

Servo was ported to hololens and samsung has also been using servo as a foil to chrome. Servo will survive.

Big brain move (as in meme): Make Servo KDE default browser.

Would be funny thought. Konqueror -> WebKit-> Blink, then replace Konqueror with Servo.

The first item of your list should be KHTML, Konqueror is a browser, the rest of those are renderers.