Fair warning to those who modded this up: These submissions are Y-combinator tests in disguise. Anyone voting for submissions from this classified pile, categorized as the-dumb-trap, is secretly disqualified from applying to the startup school.

This is hilarious, I think if anything it qualifies this blog for funding..

What are you talking about?

I remember well. You had a choice between chocolate chip or plain cookies and once an articulated truck pulled up and dumped 35452 tins of Spam on my lawn.